Friday, February 09, 2007
Out of nine classes, there's only one
Which always never gets their homework done.
Two-Seven is the horniest of all
Two-Seven is always standing tall.
Now i introduce to you, one by one
The students of the class that's so fun.
Sing Yee... I can't describe her
But don't judge a book by its cover.
Jerene might look quiet and fine
But if she's angry, she might break your spine.
Wei Min is polluting our mind
With dirty thoughts, oh so kind.
Denise might look cute nad small
But she once kicked my balls.
Felicia Yam and Felicia Tin
Are just as horny as Wei Min.
Yan Mae has a very loud voice
But she might scare all of the boys.
Face so fat, far from thin
Very quiet is Joleen.
Jia Hui who sits in front of me
Wait a second I have to pee.
Ah, now I'm comfortable
Now who is the next girl?
Jia Wen just wants to join band
If she joins, the band will meet their end.
I've nothing to say about Marinah
All I know her surname is Musa.
Nurul Aqilah Bte Rosli
She looks small but in fact she's heavy.
Gina is a responsible treasurer
But not as responsible as her partner.
Small, heavy and also deadly
Better watch out for Stephanie.
ABC or CBA? Both are fine
Gladys can you make up your mind?
No one is as black as Thadshaayiniy
But I think she likes Mr Mani.
Hui Yun, Ching Hsia and Xing Xuan
Are so quiet, like a lion's den.
Jia Le, Charlene and Sandy are a gang
Wait but Sandy should be in the sand.
Si Qi is very thin
In chinese her name means seventeen.
Zena is a princess warrior
But I thought warriors are taller.
Here are the boys in my class
They are the ones that don't have bust.
So hot tempered is Jia Jun
He should belong in the dustbin.
Daniel Kng and Daniel Chua
One is quiet, one likes bra.
Thomas is such a sleepyhead
Who always wants to go to bed.
Rough but never a hooligan
Talking to himself is Darren.
Nawfal is a councillor
Who just loves to flirt with girls.
Hamizzan is such a punk
That's why everyone calls him "chipmunk".
Syafiq is always cool and calm
But he just loves to talk about cum.
So cool and quiet is Sufyan
But when he talks he's lots of fun.
Sze You dials 555
But Maskrider comes to take his life.
Jun Xin's head is like a rock
That's why we call him "orphanok".
What about me? I'm pervertic
Because I like to scratch my dick.
Natalie and Crystal are betrayers
Who left our class just last year.
These are the students in my class
If you don't like it then kiss my arse.
24 girls and 12 boys in two-seven
Except for Jia Jun, he's a lesbian.
Some say other classes always rock
But they can go and suck my cock.
Two-seven is the best of all.
Two-seven always standing tall.
Now it's time for the teacher's turn
The phrases will make you stomach churn.
Sorry if i hurt your pride
but i have to say this: SERVE YOU RIGHT
Oh Ms Kamath is so unkind
To stop Wei Min from polluting our mind.
Miss Tan teaches science and maths
but we just want to learn about sex.
Miss Wong loves to slap our face
She is in court now, it's a serious case.
Oh, Miss Koh is so damn hot
How I love to see her dots.
Miss Ong is so strong and big
But her muscles will make you sick.
Mr Mani? I don't know
Upon hearing his name, Thadshaa's eyes will glow.
Mrs Evon and Mr yeo
Psycho woman and boring show.
Towkay Tan, oops I mean Mrs Tan
Some people say that she's my aunt.
Excellent in music is Mr Leong
I hope he doesn't ask us to sing him a song.
PE teachers are Mr Neo and Mr Tan
Oops I forgot about Mr San.
Mrs Xie is so nice
But she tastes better in chicken rice.
History and Home Economics
I hope we won't be taught by pigs.
These are the teachers in two-seven
Very little men, most are women.
Now we've come to the end of the song
Hope this doesn't get seen by Mr Ong!
Written by: Lester Tan
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Monday, February 05, 2007
This blog is seriously dying. it's been like 1 month since someone actually blogged. Here to liven it up a bit. Lol.
Can't wait for our class jersey. =) And hopefully our class will get something for this year's cheer competition.
Please please please blog. Have to admit our class is not as united as it once was last year. Our last year together so really gotta make most of it yea?
Denise :)
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